You've got in total programming language mojo points.
Please distribute them between different criterias, as you see fit.

Pick your ideal programming language!

NOTE: All of the points must be distributed before proceeding.

0. Conciseness: verbose
expressive
1. Popularity: niche
popular
2. Tool support: none
rich tools
3. Generality: dsl
general
4. Learning curve: complicated
trivial
5. Efficiency: slow
fast
6. Abstractness bottom-up
top-down
7. Information: scarce
ubiquitous
8. Libraries: few
plenty
9. Concurrency: none
inherent
A. Safety: error-prone
fool-proof
B. Typing: dynamic
static
C. Compilation: interpeted
compiled
D. Age: new
mature
E. Paradigm: imperative
declarative
F. Syntax: obscured
simple

Points left: (you should distribute all of them!!!)

If you get into a red area, most probably it means that there is no such programming language (yet!).

So what are you waiting for?

Go and create one!

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